Newlyweds:
Nick and Jessica Wednesdays
@ 10:00pm EST on MTV
Episode Guide
This is a spoiler section,
so if you haven't watched the show (and plan too), DO NOT read any further.
episode 14
aired 2/11/04
synopsis: MTV
should really stop starting their shows at 9:58pm. It is getting to be
really annoying.
The show starts with
Nick and Jessica getting ready for thier parts at VH1's Big in '03 Awards.
Jessica has like 40 lines while Nick has 3 lines. And Jessica gets her
lines just before taping, which obviously doesn't make her too happy.
Once again, Jessica comes off as rather unintelligent, being unable to
pronounce words like dissemination, lair, au revoir...and even subsequent.
[except, now it's not even funny...more like sad]. But, the line with
chartruse(?), fulcrum and a bunch of other things was definitely a tough
line. In the taping, she forgets the line "Yes, definitely",
when Nick asks, "Are my biceps big enough?"
After more than 5
hours, they finish doing the taping. Then it cuts away to a United Way
taping, where Jessica is shown her ditzy side again. Somhow, it just doesn't
seem funny or all that innocent. This time she trips up on elephantiasis
and edema.
Nick is now headed
off to Detroit for the Thanksgiving Day parade. They will next meet up
in Texas (where Jessica will be with family). Nick does meet and greet
stuff and interviews. The parade is cold and dreary and damp.
Then while watching
their taped TV segment on a TV in a limo, Nick is pissed off that Jessica
gets all the attention while he does not get a mention. Jessica sympathizes.
We see the first glimpse of Jessica's sister, as was hinted at in interviews
last year. Then at a restaurant, guess who's getting all the attention...Nick
does, as he gets pictures taken and signs items. Then in the bathroom,
someone actually has the gall to ask him to talk to his girlfriend on
the phone...while he's pissing. Yikes!
