Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
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episode 17
aired 3/03/04

synopsis: Episode starts off with Jessica talking about starting junior high in 7th grade, where the teacher asked the class to name the 7 continents. Jessica raises her hands and goes, "AEIOU"....doh!

The stupidity lessons continue during a discussion of Jessica's commitment to some post party performance (super bowl). Jessica says she wants to be at the Golden Globes. The debate is on what "post party" means, before or after. And somehow or another it leads to a debate on postage stamps and the post office.

In another scene, back at the hotel room, Jessica is just leaving with Nick and bumps her back into the door knob. She exclaims, "I think i just broke my kidney". Nick and Jessica are next scene at dinner with Drew and Lea. At this dinner, Nick brings up that an In Touch reporter sprung a question on Nick on whether Jessica is pregnant. Jessica remarks, she doesn't think she is quite ready to have a baby quite yet. She feels she needs a dog first (stay tuned for the next episode when Nick wants a Siberian Husky...70lb dog).

The rest of the episode is Jessica centered. It starts with a photo shoot involving poses that have her licking frosting from a cupcake. Not just one, but like a billion. And Jessica actually eats the frosting as she does the photo shoot. Little wonder she goes on and gets sick. At one point she is in the bathroom, squatting above the floor. She gets a plate of crackers, which she proceeds to put on the floor, and starts snacking from the floor. (yuck?!!). Then cutting the photo shoot short, she and Nick go back to their hotel room. She sits in the corner of the elevator, and then proceeds to crawl to her door.

The next day, Nick is seen going to ESPNzone with Drew. Jessica goes to Fred's for pizza with her mom. Apparently Jessica needs to call Nick to find out why bratswurst is white in color? She thinks it's a German pig and that its white which is why the meat is white in color. Message of advice? Don't call Nick when he's in a sports bar with buddies.

Next week: It's dog picking time.